December 11, 2003

• Got this email from my hub this morning…laughed pretty hard so I thought I’d share. 

  
  

  For those who need some investing tips for the New Year: 

  
  

  In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Time Warner implode, thoughts are that these are expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG  bucks.
  Watch for these consolidations in 2003 and make yourself a bundle:
   1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.
  Grace Co. wil l merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
   2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
   become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
   3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood.
   4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
   merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
   5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
   FedUP.
   6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
  Honeychild.
   7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
   8. Knotts Berry Far m and the National Organization of Women will
   become: Knott NOW!
   That’s all for now. Invest wisely…………..
  
  

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